HUMOROUS QUOTATIONS to spice up speeches 🧡(●'◡'●)
Sources of good, humorous quotations are: American Presidents, Winston Churchill, Mark Twain, Mae West, and Oscar Wilde. I have rewritten them colloquially, as I would say them. A Quotations on America Oscar Wilde, arriving in the USA, asked if he had anything to declare, replied, I have nothing to declare except my genius. Quotations on Apologies Bernard Shaw sent tickets to the first night of his play, to Winston Churchill. Churchill replied: Sorry I cannot attend your first night. I will attend the second night, if you have one. B Quotation on Berlin John F Kennedy tried to use German in his speech in Berlin, Germany. He said Ich bin Ein Berliner. A Berliner is a type of sausage, like saying, in Hamburg, I am a Hamburger. Quotations on Books Your book made me laugh and laugh. When I have time I shall open it and read it. (Groucho Marx.) C Quotations on Clubs I will not join any club which would have me as a member. (Groucho Marx.) D Quotations u...