HOW TO BE FUNNY AND ADD HUMOUR

If you can't think of anything funny, quote a famous person. Quote them long enough, and you'll get the hang of it. Mostly you reverse an idea. Alphabetically by surname A JOHN ADAMS, PRESIDENT, USA ”In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.” JANE AUSTEN It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man in possession of a fortune must be in want of a wife. B LUCILLE BALL You see much more of your children once they leave home. VICTOR BORGE (Danish Comedian.) Santa has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. CHARLOTTE BRONTE The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad. C JIMMY CARTER, US PRESIDENT My esteem in this country has gone up substantially. Now, when people wave at me, they use all their fingers. DALE CARNEGIE Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. Charlie Chaplin. Wikimedia. Photo author P D Jankens. C ...