Find Amusing Menu Items: Frog Porridge and another funny - green crap

Look for amusing menu items and write the record in your diary. 

I think I was funnier in the old days than I am now. I was seraching for the dates of a relative who left me some photos, and my web search turned up links to articles which I wrote on humour.


Humour

You get offered some strange things to eat in Asia.

1 Frog porridge. 

How do you make it stay in your cereal bowl?  

I look at the porridge. It's like one of those games you get on the internet. Do you spot the frog's eyes. Don't tell. Just shout 'eureka'.

2 The shop is selling 'green crap'.


I think they mean green crab.

Here is a green crab. Photo in Wikipedia under green crab, photo by Hans Hillewaert.

 

Grab a green crab and you might end up with green crap.

Photographs, humorous speeches and stand-up comedy from Angela Lansbury.

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